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Thank God someone has come up with an amazing invention like this one. I honestly don't think I could have carried on living this shameful banana bruised existance without it...
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And all for the bargain price of £5.45
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It's a shame my birthday has been and gone, maybe I should just buy it for myself through sheer greed. Sod it, I get paid at the end of the week so maybe i'll just spash out on this genius item. I mean look at it, who wouldn't want one?
It reminds me of that Dragons Den episode where a chap tried to market this plastic phallis thing which goes on the end of a cucumber to stop the end going wrinkley. Needless to say he didn't get any money for that project. Maybe it's the same guy and his unseen talents have suddenly struck gold with this pointless waste of yellow plastic. Well done!
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